Intro
Well we, Danny and I, are back in the 13th century Baltic Duchy of Dannovia, for another game of Lion Rampant. Picking up on my last Lion Rampant post (which was, coincidentally, also my first Lion Rampant post; spooky eh?) we're continuing with our Baltic Crusades themed games.
Chronologically we're going back in time from the siege of the Castle Astrus, my previous post, to when the leader of my crusading force, Sir Digby De Baquille, first arrived in Dannovia to bring the light of Christianity to the pagans and, in the process, cleanse his soul of that unfeasably large sinful stain on his soul that he caused by being naughty in the extreme prior to setting off on crusade (and we're not talking overdue library books or serving cheap plonk to his guests here; no, much naughtier, but that's neither here nor there, let's get back to the plot).
To achieve that return to the beginning, in a narrative sense, we chose to play the Sausages and Mustard scenario in which the attackers must burn the four objectives held by a detachment from the defenders force. This detachment must hold off the attackers till reinforcements arrive
Chronologically we're going back in time from the siege of the Castle Astrus, my previous post, to when the leader of my crusading force, Sir Digby De Baquille, first arrived in Dannovia to bring the light of Christianity to the pagans and, in the process, cleanse his soul of that unfeasably large sinful stain on his soul that he caused by being naughty in the extreme prior to setting off on crusade (and we're not talking overdue library books or serving cheap plonk to his guests here; no, much naughtier, but that's neither here nor there, let's get back to the plot).
To achieve that return to the beginning, in a narrative sense, we chose to play the Sausages and Mustard scenario in which the attackers must burn the four objectives held by a detachment from the defenders force. This detachment must hold off the attackers till reinforcements arrive
At the request of Bishop Bono of Bashir, Sir Digby has sent one of his most trusted and capable knights, Sir Hedley Grosse Tete, with a small retinue to flush out a nest of heretics in the small village of Spludge as they have been proving particularly resistant to the Word of the Lord. As a penance for continuing with their heretical ways and as a pointed suggestion to other communities in Dannovia that the Christian way is the safest way, it has been decided to burn down the village of Spludge. But it's one thing to say they are going to burn down the village, quite another to do it, as we shall see........
Sir Hedley Grosse Tete and his bold retinue |
The villagers had proven most unwelcoming to the bishop's emissaries; sending them back to Bishop Bono naked, shaved and daubed with sheep dung; a most distressing sight for the papal depute. He had, at the urging of Sir Digby De Baquille, agreed to adopt a different, more robust approach to the converting of these poor unworthies and consequently the thoroughly experienced Sir Hedley Grosse Tete and his men had been dispatched to bring Christianity with fire and sword to the pagans. And now Sir Hedley and his men had come to fulfill their mission.
The retinue, hidden by the gloom of the forest, didn't have long to wait before the scouts returned "Well, what news, Master Harry?" inquired Sir Hedley of the leader of the scouts. "Sire, the village is occupied. We saw a group of men armed with bows within the village" replied Harry Treadlightly, Sir Hedley's master scout. "Might not these men be locals; villagers, Master Harry?" Harry Treadlightly leaned on his bow and shook his head "No, sire, this is the harvest season, if you recall; all the men in the village would be away a-reaping; these men were relaxing; playing dice, drinking mead and making a nuisance of themselves with the local women folk from what we could see. They are strangers to these parts, I would wager my best hat on it, sire."
Sir Hedley pondered a short while for he knew how fond Master Treadlightly was of his hats "Tell me then, Master Harry, how many of these men; these stranger bowmen, are there? And tell me of the village; how large is it and how well defended it is? If indeed it is defended."
Harry knelt down on the sandy soil of the forest floor and wiped a large area clear then proceeded to sketch in the sand with his forefinger "There's about a dozen bowmen, sire. The village; t'ain't a large place, sire....."
The breathless serf was brought before a very bored Eric Langenwanger as he sat upon a stool by a fire in the longhouse of the wooden hillfort.
Langenwanger was one of Lord Hardknakkas most trusted lieutenants and Hardknakkas had sent him and his men to garrison the hillfort to be on hand should the bothersome Christians attempt to bring their unwanted message to his lands and his people by force.
Being the time of the harvest, Lord Hardknakkas was short of men and, rather than levy the local populace to take the fight to the Christians and lose the harvest, he had sent some of his own men to act as a watch on the villages nearest the Christian territory from where they could react quickly to any further incursions by these unwanted visitors.
Langenwanger was one of Lord Hardknakkas most trusted lieutenants and Hardknakkas had sent him and his men to garrison the hillfort to be on hand should the bothersome Christians attempt to bring their unwanted message to his lands and his people by force.
Being the time of the harvest, Lord Hardknakkas was short of men and, rather than levy the local populace to take the fight to the Christians and lose the harvest, he had sent some of his own men to act as a watch on the villages nearest the Christian territory from where they could react quickly to any further incursions by these unwanted visitors.
"Well, what news, Gurth Lackarm? Is it the Christians?" said Eric. The one armed serf nodded "Aye, and this time it's not their holy men, Eric Woman Pleaser; they have sent warriors to our lands; you must come quickly! he continued.
At the word "warriors" Eric Lagenwanger leapt to his feet and reached for large axe that lay by his feet "Warriors!? By Odin' beard that's good news; men, to arms!! We have some guests to entertain and I don't wish to keep them waiting".....
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Sir Hedley's mounted serjeant's trot boldly towards Spludge |
..as his archers, seeing the enemy within Spludge and just within range, let fly their shafts |
The pagan archers hold the village and prove a nuisance to the Christian forces while the villagers worry about the BIG barrel of mead they had brewed especially for the harvest festival. |
Dannovian Fierce Foot reinforce the line |
Quickly forming schiltron, the spear armed foot serjeants brace themselves for the charge of the mounted pagan horsemen |
Fierce Foot and expert Foot Serjeants take a brief breather before continuing to bludgeon one another |
Events appear to be overtaking Eric Langenwanger as his troops reach the battle before him and he risks being named Eric Laggardly |
Finally Eric Langenwanger and his fierce foot reach the battle field... |
With enthusiastic ineptitude the crusaders set about winning the hearts and minds of the locals by burning down the village |
Sir Hedley knelt in the churned up mud in the centre of the village, head bowed, and gave up a brief prayer of thanks to the Almighty as first whiff of burning thatch reached his nostrils. In the village, his men also gave up a communal prayer of thanks to the Almighty for their victory and the capture of a BIG barrel of prime Baltic mead, surely a sign of the righteousness of their cause and of their damned good luck.
And that, my friends, is how Christianity was brought to the pagan lands of the Grand Duchy of Dannovia.....or was it? No, it took many, many more battles, not a few of which I will chronicle herein so sticketh around.
And that, my friends, was a cracking battle that could have gone either way but the crusading Christians got a couple of lucky breaks against a very determined foe. The breaking of Langenwanger's fierce foot clinched it as this took their losses to over half the total points of the retinue and forced the remainder to take courage tests which ended up with only one unit prepared to fight on but to no avail as they were outnumbered by something or other to one.
Credit where credit is due, Danny's men came on in a rush with no hesitation in their ranks, eager to let their axes taste Christian blood, and I thought it was a forgone conclusion after I had failed not a few activations but luck and a belief in the righteousness of their cause (and the promise of free prime Baltic mead in large quantities) held my forces together and they triumphed...this time. I'm sure, judging from the steely glint in Danny's eye at the end of the battle, that there are harder battles to come.
My thanks to Danny for hosting the game and being such a spiffing opponent. There will be more Baltic Crusading in the future. In the meantime I'm thinking to add some more characters to the narrative including Bishop Bono of Bashir and Lord Hardknakkas daughter, who apparently is as tough as Hardknakkas men or so Danny tells me; we'll see.
Pip pip,
Jimbob
Another tip top report Jim with some nice pics to boot! Can't wait to further the story :) a great excuse if any wee needed to buy a female Viking figure! Aaaaand to try out your new \ old school drive equipment.....
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Cracking game and I LOVE the narrative write-up. Looking forward to the next instalment of the Saga of Lord Hardknakkas and the cleansing crusade of Lord Digby!
ReplyDeleteThanks Paul, glad you enjoyed it; more soon as Danny and I have dived down this medieval rabbit hole head first :D
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Great write up, really enjoyed that!
ReplyDeleteCheers James, glad you enjoyed it
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